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I like to think I author things.
#pictures of krosp
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When Krosp was just a kitten, he didn’t understand much. The world was bright and loud, and he kept getting picked up and moved places.
He kept getting poked with cold instruments, and asked questions. He didn’t understand the questions, they were just noise.
Until one day, the human who picked him up the most put wires on Krosp’s head and threw a switch.
And the world opened up to Krosp, suddenly, the kitten knew things. He looked around and saw machinery, along with several ways to sabotoge said machinery.
He looked at the human and knew that this was his master. He also knew about the coffee his master had drunk this morning, that his master hadn’t shave recently and that he had accidentally shocked himself a little while throwing the switch.
Everywhere he looked, little Krosp was besieged by data. The bright and loud world was now blindingly bright and defeningly loud. The world screamed information at him.
And it hurt.
Krosp the Kitten hated everything.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
jesus christ don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom
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The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Watson Version
The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!
In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!
- Sherlock Series 1 & 2 Original Soundtracks signed by Michael Price & David Arnold. MAJOR thanks to both of them for singing them for us!
- John Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
- Sherlock Tea by Cara McGee (donated by Adagio)
- SaraWen perfume pack, 2ml vials of the Sherlock scents: Logical Deduction, Logical Delusion, Scandal In London, and Tea With Watson (donated by SaraWen)
- Full CD set of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)
- Dust and Shadow, signed by author Lyndsay Faye. (Donated by Lyndsay Faye)
- The Secret Journal of Doctor Watson by Phil Growick. (Donated by MXPublishing)
- My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
- Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (Donated by The Baker Street Journal)
- BBC Bundle, t-shirt, Sherlock & John paper dolls, and Elementary My Dear Watson book. (Donated by Unicorn Empire)
- Holmes & Watson print, “He stood there by the fire.”
- I Fight John Watson’s War & I Believe In Sherlock Holmes stainless steel dogtags. (Donated by Belaurient Arts)
- Sherlock Holmes pin
- Sherlock Holmes 221B keychain
- Sherlock’s Home, The Empty House compiled by Sherlockology. (Donated by MXPublishing & Sherlockology)
- Greg Lestrade & Moriarty bookmarks by mystradedoodles.
So? How do you win?
- You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
- Likes DO NOT COUNT.
- The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
- You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
- You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
- If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
- Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.
You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!
Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes
Like us on facebook [HERE]!
And visit our website [HERE]!
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Otters Chasing A Butterfly
I am physically unable to avoid reblogging these otters.
omg
go otters go
cute!
(I have noone to blame for this but myself)
(Yup.)
(Literal tongue dueling)
Chocolate Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwiches
Ingredients:
For the Brownies:
1 stick (8 tablespoons) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 cup granulated sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa, plus more for pan
2 eggs
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3/4 cup flour
pinch of kosher salt
For the Ice Cream Sandwiches:
1 quart vanilla ice cream, slightly softened
2 pounds chocolate chips
1 teaspoon oilDirections:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Butter a quarter sheet pan (a small jelly roll pan), or a 13x9inch pan. Place a sheet of parchment paper in the bottom, spread with butter, and dust with cocoa powder. Set aside.
In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream together butter, sugar, and 2 tablespoons of cocoa powder. When the mixture is creamy, and all lumps are gone, add in eggs, one at a time, incorporating well after each addition. Add in vanilla.
With the mixer on low, add in flour and salt. Mix until just combined. Spread into prepared pan and bake until shiny on the top, 10-15 minutes. Remove from oven, and allow to cool completely.
Remove brownie from the pan, and cut in half. Spread ice cream on one half, and top with the other half. Freeze for 2-4 hours, until firm.
Cut the large ice cream sandwich into smaller sandwiches. Insert wooden popsicle sticks, and freeze for another hour.
Melt the chocolate chips with the oil in the microwave in 30 second intervals, until chocolate is smooth. Dip each ice cream sandwich in the chocolate, and let set on a sheet of parchment paper. Wrap in parchment paper and freeze until ready to serve.
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no aim no gifs
I will have to compensate with words
It appears to be working.
#INKU HAVE YOU NOT MAINTAINED YOUR STAFF #THAT WOOD NEEDS ATTENTION #Mojo is crude
Excuse me are you insulting my staff-maintenance skills?
Psssh. Of course not. Your staff-maintaining skills are the talk of the town!
But poor inku’s staff breaks so readily!
WOW MOJO
RUDE
RUDE
And suddenly the staff has fixed itself! Behold, all is right in the world!
All the staffs are correctly maintained!
All the fairies come out from hiding and sprinkle pixie dust over all of the staffs!
And there is a unicorn for every virgin!
All because you said the magic word, Inku!
All because you said “RUDE”!
okay this computer cannot upload freaking gifs
>:(
Way to go computer
Way to go
This is how you sing it
[insert zandance gif here it’s not uploading D: ]
(although, try to imagene belting it rather than being really quiet)
YOU DEFINITELY JUST BROKE INK
HE’S ROLLING AROUND WITH A BLANKET OVER HIS HEAD
AND SCREAMING
I
FUCKING
CANNOT
… breaking things has never been so rewarding?
Not since Link and Zelda and those vases I mean#INKU HAVE YOU NOT MAINTAINED YOUR STAFF #THAT WOOD NEEDS ATTENTION #Mojo is crude
Excuse me are you insulting my staff-maintenance skills?
Psssh. Of course not. Your staff-maintaining skills are the talk of the town!
But poor inku’s staff breaks so readily!
