I own several Star Trek paperback novels
they’re so cheap and beautiful I mean in them: TNG cast meets their mirrorverse, 110-year old bones steals the retrofitted enterprise to save spock, Spock has to deal with a “I am sparaticus” situation, Geordi metaphorically moons Starfleet high command, and sulu is a badass
beautiful as I said
War clanks normally make banging noises, yes. but not this kind.