Russell Crowe

Honestly, if I were an android, I wouldn't have to deal with this stuff.

Really tries to be nice. Does sound design occasionally.
I have a soft spot for crackships, among all the canon stuff.

I like to think I author things, and often end up accepting prompts!
(The tag is "askbox fics")

If I'm being a jerk (happens to the best of people, and I'm not the best,) or maybe if you just need something tagged for or such, just drop me a message and I'll do my best!
Who I Follow

I own several Star Trek paperback novels

they’re so cheap and beautiful I mean in them: TNG cast meets their mirrorverse, 110-year old bones steals the retrofitted enterprise to save spock, Spock has to deal with a “I am sparaticus” situation, Geordi metaphorically moons Starfleet high command, and sulu is a badass

beautiful as I said

anaeolist:

cute was inwented in russia

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savagedamsel:

peculiarmojo liked your post: peculiarmojo replied to your post: peculiarmojo…

Well hey, he took her sword and tried to make her stay in bed.

She owes him the same at least.

Sam Vimes once arrested me for treason,” said Vetinari calmly. “And Sam Vimes once arrested a dragon. Sam Vimes stopped a war between nations by arresting two high commands. He’s an arresting fellow, Sam Vimes. Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands, and carries law with him, like a lamp—”
“Where did all that come from?”
“Watchmen across half the continent will say that Sam Vimes is as straight as an arrow, can’t be corrupted, won’t be turned, never took a bribe.

chaniatreides:

their ongoing mission: to boldly interfere where no one has interfered before (just don’t tell starfleet)

intro—paint it like you stole it; jim kirk—u can’t touch this; spock—i’m too sexy; nyota uhura—girls; leonard mccoy—calling doctor love; hikaru sulu—shut up and drive; interlude—move bitch, get out the way!; pavel chekov—starships; carol marcus—my milkshake (remix); montgomery scott—i’m on a boat; nurse chapel—my heart will go on; john harrison—one way or another; epilogue—clique

{{LISTEN}}

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thelilnan:

the-ridiculous-blog:

Can someone pls tell me WHY THOSE F*CKING AWESOME SCENES ARE NOT IN THE MOVIE? *clawing at face*

Is there a deleted scenes selection on the DVD/ Blu-Ray? (Sadly here in Germany the DVD hasn’t been released yet… *sob*)

LOOK AT THIS GAY BABY

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savagedamsel:

peculiarmojo replied to your post: peculiarmojo replied to your post: peculiarmojo…

Schrodingers warclank: are they banging? yes and no— but the smart money’s on yes.

Generally one doesn’t mean “armored mecha tank” when one says “protection”…

savagedamsel:

peculiarmojo replied to your chat: we were talking about which characters are currently away from mechanicsburg and

War clanks normally make banging noises, yes. but not this kind.

MOJO.